Inspired by my wife's note on Facebook, I typed in "Rob needs" into Google, and here are some results from the first page:
- Rob needs therapy
- Rob needs a job
- Robert needs a new blazer
- Rob needs a professional profile on Linkedin
- Rob needs help
- Rob needs Jesus (cool!)
- Rob needs a breakthrough in the Holy Spirit (sweet!)
- Rob needs us to make a donation (awesome!)
- Rob needs AV Rivals and BvS Sparring buddies


Nice.
An intriguing exercise.
My favorite from a cursory search for what "I need":
Ched needs money to buy weapons.